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Nevin Bros. Inc.
@NevinBros
Coworker: I'm playing 21 questions with this girl, what should I ask?
Me: How old are you?
Me: How old are you?
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Nevin Bros. Inc.
@NevinBros
Friend: where did you procure such a stupendous piece?
Me: It was a prime item.
Me: It was a prime item.
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Nevin Bros. Inc.
@NevinBros
The animals on bags of pet food look like they have a better life than me.
Nevin Bros. Inc.
@NevinBros
His name is Buddy and he's cute dammit! pic.twitter.com/0gy97ikSU4
Nevin Bros. Inc.
@NevinBros
@ayyitselyse no, they wouldn't let us have him.
Nevin Bros. Inc.
@NevinBros
Cinderella: a very messy story, but other than that I enjoyed it. Three out of five /5 pic.twitter.com/dQTlkRf8zB
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Nevin Bros. Inc.
@NevinBros
Steve just figured out what the shift key is for! HE THOUGHT YOU HAD TO HIT CAPS LOCK EVERY TIME THERE WAS A CAPITAL LETTER!! Who is this?
Nevin Bros. Inc.
@NevinBros
I want a tattoo of a guy giving me a tattoo.
Nevin Bros. Inc.
@NevinBros
@ayyitselyse "the only original thing a girl can do is bare a mans child." -click
Nevin Bros. Inc.
@NevinBros
@francesslauraa it's okay, you'll find someone.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
