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Mark βThree-Jabsβ Newton
@NewtonMark
@SkyNewsBreak Christmas with Phil again pic.twitter.com/38aELfjpzN
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Mark Newton
@NewtonMark
There truly is no better smell than a man's colon
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Mark Newyearton
@NewtonMark
This is the best thing you'll see all day.
This Dog figures out how to carry his sled up the hill in order to slβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
This Dog figures out how to carry his sled up the hill in order to slβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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Mark Newton ππ
@NewtonMark
Where does a mansplainer get his water?
From a well, actually
From a well, actually
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Mark Newton ππ
@NewtonMark
Days Since Mark Latham Fell Out Of A Chair:
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Mark Newton ππ
@NewtonMark
ABC News is looking for two creative technologists to become Google News Lab Fellows
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bit.ly/2yb9emb
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Mark Newton ππ
@NewtonMark
Nice of the Govt to announce their admin:admin defence contractor exfiltration during their Stay Smart Online week.
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Mark Newton ππ
@NewtonMark
There are not enough eye rolls ON EARTH for the "I was going to vote yes but then got an unsolicited SMS so now I'm voting no" brigade.
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Mark Newton
@NewtonMark
Damian Mentach embezzles $1.5m from the Vic Libs. So theyβre βcash-strapped.β So they have dinners with mafiosi. Good show, Matthew Guy.
Mark Newton
@NewtonMark
Eye surgeon discovers that patient's irritated, dry eye is caused by a mass of dozens of lost contact lenses boingboing.net/2017/07/15/bluβ¦
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Mark Newton
@NewtonMark
Caleb Bondβs 18th birthday today means heβs old enough to be tried as an adult when he murders his next hobo.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
