stops drinking after one beer guy (NotJeffPerez)

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My bf just blasted in my hole now hes playing dust2 DM

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🕳 @NotJeffPerez

Got asked to show my resume at a job interview so i reached in by pocket & pulled this out

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DWI Kingpin @NotJeffPerez

Looking up these old pictures of Betty White when she was younger and she was lowkey fine back in the day pic.twitter.com/xNIXbHxcPh

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Mr DUI @NotJeffPerez

Chase : your dick broke and your haircut all fucked up
Me: wha—
Chase: your girl letting me count ribs while you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

micking mouse @NotJeffPerez

@NotJeffPerez now that my brains done developing, it's time to see do this shits about Kings

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micking mouse @NotJeffPerez

@NotJeffPerez If you think about it the yellow field post looks exactly like a pussy

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Suds McCans @NotJeffPerez

dont call yourself a king if you’ve been circumcised your crown was taken at birth

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assss.jpg @NotJeffPerez

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fakhright @fakhright

astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*