23.
Shannon Johnson
@NotYourName
Job interview today
Canβt find my girdle
pic.twitter.com/uQ6POX2RQR
Canβt find my girdle
pic.twitter.com/uQ6POX2RQR
12 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Job interview today
Canβt find my girdle
π€·πΎββοΈ https://t.co/uQ6POX2RQR
24.
Shannon Johnson
@NotYourName
Layleen Polanco Xtravaganza Iβm at a loss for words. I have many fond memories of you. She was found dead in herβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @tracelysette
09 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Layleen Polanco Xtravaganza π Iβm at a loss for words. I have many fond memories of you. She was found dead in herβ¦ https://t.co/GlTNbTonDJ
25.
26.
27.
28.
29.
Shannon Johnson
@NotYourName
Apparently on Friday 6 year old gave his gym teacher a Star Wars quiz. βHe did pretty well.β
01 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Apparently on Friday 6 year old gave his gym teacher a Star Wars quiz. βHe did pretty well.β
π€¦πΎββοΈ
Shannon Johnson
@NotYourName
WE EAT CURRY!
pic.twitter.com/Z8S8OPKrqV
pic.twitter.com/Z8S8OPKrqV
Retweet of status by @theDYNAMICS
31 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π£ WE EAT CURRY!
ππ€£ππ€£
https://t.co/Z8S8OPKrqV
Shannon Johnson
@NotYourName
Oh noooooo I accidentally bought gluten free beer
26 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Oh noooooo I accidentally bought gluten free beer π©
Shannon Johnson
@NotYourName
To all my women out there who shit
12 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote To all my women out there who shit ππΎ
Shannon Johnson
@NotYourName
First apple pie of the season. pic.twitter.com/QaDaUEd0Bv
Retweet of status by @Manglewood
08 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote First apple pie of the season. ππ https://t.co/QaDaUEd0Bv
30.
31.
32.
33.
Shannon Johnson
@NotYourName
Sitting at the bar, black dude comes from inside the kitchen and gives me a head nod. Idk him but that's how we do
03 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sitting at the bar, black dude comes from inside the kitchen and gives me a head nod. Idk him but βπΎ that's how we do
Shannon Johnson
@NotYourName
i'm sorry for what i texted when i was on one
Retweet of status by @brainsquint
16 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote i'm sorry for what i texted when i was on one π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬
Shannon Johnson
@NotYourName
"A CROCK-POT DOES NOT MAKE U A GOOD COOK οΈ" pic.twitter.com/fQoIgmUSfl
Retweet of status by @ToeKnee2GX
12 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "A CROCK-POT DOES NOT MAKE U A GOOD COOK π£οΈ" https://t.co/fQoIgmUSfl
Shannon Johnson
@NotYourName
Literally @CNBC right now
The state of country is a Netflix sitcom plot I'm stressed. twitter.com/houseofcards/sβ¦
The state of country is a Netflix sitcom plot I'm stressed. twitter.com/houseofcards/sβ¦
Retweet of status by @B_forBeautiful
08 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Literally @CNBC right nowπ©
The state of country is a Netflix sitcom plot I'm stressed. https://t.co/tXMaTRdQWB
...but wait! There's more!
23.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ