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Muh-Rye
@Not_Stalker
My girl Shania NEVER disappoints
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Muh-Rye
@Not_Stalker
At a very gay bar.
Me: โif you are a boy who likes the ladies please yell CAW CAWโ
Boys:
Me: โif you are a boy who likes the ladies please yell CAW CAWโ
Boys:
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Muh-Rye
@Not_Stalker
Iโll take an order of good news on the double
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mariah
@Not_Stalker
Hi, sorry, I can only fall in love with you if we live on different continents and both know that it would truly never work out.
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mariah
@Not_Stalker
HAPPY BDAY @Not_Stalker I you and hope you have the best day! pic.twitter.com/RfQemNiph1
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mariah
@Not_Stalker
Nothing can make your heart race like a cop that was driving towards you suddenly turn around and drive behind you.
mariah
@Not_Stalker
Water bill, Car payment, credit card bill PAID
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mariah
@Not_Stalker
Mom tried doing yoga this morning but LOL, no sir! I bit and scratched the hell out of her! Exercise is the devil.
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mariah
@Not_Stalker
I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS pic.twitter.com/xK3gfhoquq
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Mariah
@Not_Stalker
So excited for my undergrad sisters (new and old!)
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Mariah
@Not_Stalker
Working over night fri, sat, mon-thur. Please don't come see me. There is a lot to do on overnights and I can't be bothered with your
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
