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Lord Voldemort
@Ntshalie
Ever sat next to someone who picks a call then lies so spectacularly about being in another location that even U,start to doubt where U are
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Lord Voldemort
@Ntshalie
Cornish Pie
So weak
Oh Sooo weak
Baked sadness
Buy it for your ex pic.twitter.com/gDvVEhQF9M
So weak
Oh Sooo weak
Baked sadness
Buy it for your ex pic.twitter.com/gDvVEhQF9M
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Lord Voldemort
@Ntshalie
To grandmothers who have to be mothers/primary caregivers to their grandchildren
Lord Voldemort
@Ntshalie
What can I invent? pic.twitter.com/nYcgEeDnGh
Retweet of status by @Tiego_Chauke
Lord Voldemort
@Ntshalie
At 26 I'll have:
My own house
My Cars
At least #30m in my acct
And my family
Life: pic.twitter.com/y1aNeCH3Un
My own house
My Cars
At least #30m in my acct
And my family
Life: pic.twitter.com/y1aNeCH3Un
Retweet of status by @malik_pinmouth
Lord Voldemort
@Ntshalie
thread of my favorite movies that i'd highly recommend for everyone to watch
Retweet of status by @NOTACOOLKlD
Lord Voldemort
@Ntshalie
Back in Durban, I once asked a taxi driver to show me taxis to Pavilion (in English). His response: ung'tshele mese uqedile ukuphapha.
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Lord Voldemort
@Ntshalie
Literally had a girl say she loved our relationship and we were her goals.. A year later she's pregnant with his baby
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Lord Voldemort
@Ntshalie
Lil-lets tampons are on sale at R9.99 for a 10 pack at Shoprite. Take advantage while we wait for them to become free of charge
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Lord Voldemort
@Ntshalie
Love is beautiful, man
Lord Voldemort
@Ntshalie
Refrain from badmouthing people's partners. My mom is still mad at her brother for badmouthing my dad in 2004. "Rha! Ngomyeni wam?!"
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
