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Kids in 1990 used to play cricket, football, hide & seek. Kids in 2030 will just sign up on Twitter to play contests, Modi-Modi & "Nice dp"
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@The_Sleigher We didn't lose to a team called Australia or a player called Ricky Ponting, we lost to a thing called Spring.
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Happiness is seeing MS Dhoni Six Straight over Mid on...
Retweet of status by @BrokenCricket
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@Ojasism
If Arijit Singh was the Linking Park band member, 'So Numb' song would have been 'I've become so numb re, so numb re'. (Sanam Re's tune )
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@Ojasism
Girl: What's your name ?
Me: Ram
Girl: Hi Ram
Me: Kudiyon ko daale daana...
*blocked from ages*
Me: Ram
Girl: Hi Ram
Me: Kudiyon ko daale daana...
*blocked from ages*
Retweet of status by @kalpesh_hungry
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@Ojasism
Me: Yay. Netflix & chill!
Dad: TERA BAAP BHAREGA BILL?
Dad: TERA BAAP BHAREGA BILL?
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There might be a great story, mind blowing direction, awesome acting, excellent dialogues in Bajirao Mastani but there's no SHAH RUKH KHAN.
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Childhood in 90 seconds (Part 1) pic.twitter.com/5GFgOkN7EI
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@coolfunnytshirt Change kiya naa, starcast
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@Ojasism
ho ya , aakhir hi sona hai!
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More power to you bro pic.twitter.com/HzuIsLyZAn
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
