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Jonah Butler
@PadreButts
So wrong, yet so right twitter.com/nbcsportssocceβ¦
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Juice
@PadreButts
The first thing @PadreButts says to me today: "So, I almost got with a lesbian last night, then her gf walked up" okay
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Juice
@PadreButts
Still deciding where I wanna go for spring break
Juice
@PadreButts
Lil Wayne used to remake a song and we used to forget who made the original version. I still don't know who made Swag surfin
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Juice
@PadreButts
Aw 2omf hoes ?! I wasn't hip
Juice
@PadreButts
making money feel so good
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Juice
@PadreButts
Bought swishers and condoms at the gas station, I'm leavin and the girl goes "id tell you have a good night but you look on top of that"
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Russell Wilson
@PadreButts
I want someone I can have fun with
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Russell Wilson
@PadreButts
Sex makes things complicated I'd rather just never see you again
Russell Wilson
@PadreButts
Vision like Hellen Keller pic.twitter.com/HjaCLvoy79
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Russell Wilson
@PadreButts
Yo this job just called me talkin bout "Is Jonah Hill available ?"
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
