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PaladinDad
@Paladin_Dad
I played a 3rd level Santa Elf Rogue that had a candy cane addiction.
She tried to quit but she was hooked.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
She tried to quit but she was hooked.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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PaladinDad
@Paladin_Dad
Did you hear about the undead bard?
They were a de-composer
#dungeonsanddragons #dnddadjokes #ttrpg
Art b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
They were a de-composer
#dungeonsanddragons #dnddadjokes #ttrpg
Art b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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PaladinDad
@Paladin_Dad
Did you hear about the dragon that choked on a shoe while swallowing villagers whole?
It was a real clog. … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
It was a real clog. … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
PaladinDad
@Paladin_Dad
Happy Valentine’s Day! Here are some Dungeons & Dragons valentines to let the rest of your party know you care pic.twitter.com/vbO0k5rnLM
Retweet of status by @Wizards_DnD
PaladinDad
@Paladin_Dad
What’s the difference between a lead box and a tinder box?
One is heavy and the other is a little lighter. … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
One is heavy and the other is a little lighter. … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
PaladinDad
@Paladin_Dad
I was ambushed by a genie.
I guess I rubbed him the wrong way.
#DnD #dungeonsanddragons #DnD5e art by… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I guess I rubbed him the wrong way.
#DnD #dungeonsanddragons #DnD5e art by… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
PaladinDad
@Paladin_Dad
What do you call a Chaotic Evil donkey?
A badass
#DnD #dungeonsanddragons
Art by @williamrousart pic.twitter.com/VxQf2JZP8u
A badass
#DnD #dungeonsanddragons
Art by @williamrousart pic.twitter.com/VxQf2JZP8u
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PaladinDad
@Paladin_Dad
My wife says I don’t respect her privacy.
At least that’s what she says when I scry on her.
#DnD… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
At least that’s what she says when I scry on her.
#DnD… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
PaladinDad
@Paladin_Dad
I broke my bow string on a crit fail and now I have to trouble shoot it.
#DnD
Art by #PrzemekKozłowski pic.twitter.com/7MVhL7W4Pr
#DnD
Art by #PrzemekKozłowski pic.twitter.com/7MVhL7W4Pr
PaladinDad
@Paladin_Dad
Styx and stones may raise the bones! #DnD #DnD5e ( art by #ArtemDemura) pic.twitter.com/8igddfvAF0
PaladinDad
@Paladin_Dad
How do you talk to your avian familiar? With a hawkie-talkie. #dnd (art by #AhmedAldoori) pic.twitter.com/fjYNfvWZim
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
