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Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
Enough with this “lemon verbena” hippie shampoo!
All you need to climb the ladder of success is a daily dollop of Prell.
All you need to climb the ladder of success is a daily dollop of Prell.
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Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
Another evening of soothing asbestos tile meditation. pic.twitter.com/53EnruDrok
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Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
Doris, who is 80 noodles shy of a casserole, is on line at Build A Bear to pay her age.
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
Dear HOA Neighbors,
Today I will conduct a Pantone color check on all displayed American flags.
MT
Today I will conduct a Pantone color check on all displayed American flags.
MT
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
Rick is gone. But the dresses have chiffon!
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
@heykarlin Dear Peter,
The hands, the stance, the hair—I can tell you are a man of taste and know a woman when you see one.
MT
The hands, the stance, the hair—I can tell you are a man of taste and know a woman when you see one.
MT
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
WARNING WARNING
I spotted tiny dust bunnies in the folds of Helen’s ribbon candy.
I spotted tiny dust bunnies in the folds of Helen’s ribbon candy.
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Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
Due to wasabi ice cream mistakenly labeled as “mint,” Fran has swished through two (2) bottles of LISTERINE alread… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
Healthy Living With Myrna
When dispensing hairspray, hold your breath for 2 minutes until the mist has dissipated completely.
When dispensing hairspray, hold your breath for 2 minutes until the mist has dissipated completely.
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
Dear @hgtv,
If I wanted everything to be “open concept,” I would just move into a warehouse.
MT
If I wanted everything to be “open concept,” I would just move into a warehouse.
MT
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
KitchenAid can’t hold a candle to these massive Tellingheusen forearms.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
