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مَـلـيـسّـا
@PrincessDramos
My grandma: "so I heard you got a dog...so when are you getting a boyfriend?"
Woooooooww
Woooooooww
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مَـلـيـسّـا
@PrincessDramos
damn I love it when @autumnkar ignores me
Retweet of status by @queendianerys
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مَـلـيـسّـا
@PrincessDramos
Some crackhead got in my face & I told him to fuck off. He called me a taco/burrito eating bitch tacos are good idc
مَـلـيـسّـا
@PrincessDramos
Priorities. pic.twitter.com/kduTm9uMd5
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مَـلـيـسّـا
@PrincessDramos
Finally made it to Cartagena...I was already scammed into a massage on the beach. Oh well
مَـلـيـسّـا
@PrincessDramos
Your MCM is 26 and still goes to Panama City, FL for spring break
مَـلـيـسّـا
@PrincessDramos
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مَـلـيـسّـا
@PrincessDramos
When u order a glass of horchata & the server comes back with a pitcher & charges u for only one...every Mexicans dream come true.
مَـلـيـسّـا
@PrincessDramos
*reggae music I can't understand playing*
*mom perfectly translates it*
Me: I always knew u smoked pot & listened to reggae.
*mom perfectly translates it*
Me: I always knew u smoked pot & listened to reggae.
مَـلـيـسّـا
@PrincessDramos
TSA: please take ur laptop out & place it in a separate tray!
10 ppl in line: do I need to take my laptop out too?!
10 ppl in line: do I need to take my laptop out too?!
مَـلـيـسّـا
@PrincessDramos
When you've been losing weight, eating healthy, drinking water, getting job interviews @ ur dream place, no fuckboys in your life
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
