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copy & paste +upvote -downvote Barman to German tourist asking for food: ‘sorry mate, kitchen’s shut’ - as he holds their gaze & forks a steak pie into his gob 😂 #scotland
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How can anyone on BBC 6 Music say ‘Beyond The Wizard’s Sleeve’ and keep a straight face?!
17 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How can anyone on BBC 6 Music say ‘Beyond The Wizard’s Sleeve’ and keep a straight face?! 😂
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@Vendett4Berett4 show the pussy the fly. Or something….
14 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Vendett4Berett4 show the pussy the fly. Or something…. 😭
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This is what happens when a cat touches a plasma ball pic.twitter.com/IGKSgnZH9b
Retweet of status by @AwwCutestPets
28 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This is what happens when a cat touches a plasma ball 🐱 https://t.co/IGKSgnZH9b
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Absolutely PMSL at this pic.twitter.com/XAhoN71Imy
13 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Absolutely PMSL at this 😂 https://t.co/XAhoN71Imy
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Does your cat meow with an accent? bbc.in/22IPnPC pic.twitter.com/XZmfF8xUG2
Retweet of status by @BBCRadio4
18 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 😾 Does your cat meow with an accent? https://t.co/vXFIL4XbvA https://t.co/XZmfF8xUG2
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I would polish off a pig's ear for you. DM me
Retweet of status by @trouteyes
12 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I would polish off a pig's ear for you. DM me ❤️
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Spotted this in Clonakilty town centre at the weekend. It's good to see a bit of honesty in advertising. pic.twitter.com/LcoSYDxO4X
Retweet of status by @RonanGKelly
24 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Spotted this in Clonakilty town centre at the weekend. It's good to see a bit of honesty in advertising. 😊 https://t.co/LcoSYDxO4X
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When the person handling your Freedom of Information request accidentally hits 'reply' instead of 'forward'
#FOI pic.twitter.com/RhPF7ZuMXS
#FOI pic.twitter.com/RhPF7ZuMXS
Retweet of status by @endacunningham
23 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When the person handling your Freedom of Information request accidentally hits 'reply' instead of 'forward' 😮🙈
#FOI https://t.co/RhPF7ZuMXS
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Starting this week as I mean to go on. Checking out bloggers who pretend to be healthy eating gurus whilst binging on cake, pizza & junk
08 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Starting this week as I mean to go on. Checking out bloggers who pretend to be healthy eating gurus whilst binging on cake, pizza & junk 😂
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I am covered head to toe in neon paint and just ate 18363 chicken nuggets. Solid start to being 20
Retweet of status by @bethoracle
06 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I am covered head to toe in neon paint and just ate 18363 chicken nuggets. Solid start to being 20 👌🏼
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊