1.
π€
@RandyHemp
I have to go out and make eye contact with people.
Wish them luck please.
Wish them luck please.
2.
π€
@RandyHemp
Im sorry that the movie 'The Descent' was filmed in your vagina.
Retweet of status by @__Inkd_Megz__
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
π€
@RandyHemp
@MissyXMartinez As long as you're happy. Who gives a crap?
π€
@RandyHemp
I love Scottish fans. pic.twitter.com/Gdv90SvDus
π€
@RandyHemp
With all these allegations flying around it seems we need a penis awareness month.
Retweet of status by @GingerGander
π€
@RandyHemp
"Cum again cum again"
How you say goodbye at a bukkake party
Probably
How you say goodbye at a bukkake party
Probably
Retweet of status by @tweetmelovely_1
π€
@RandyHemp
Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
Because he had bat breath
Because he had bat breath
Retweet of status by @spookymoonkitty
8.
9.
10.
11.
NoComment
@RandyHemp
Gotta be tweet of the month! HILARIOUS pic.twitter.com/gbmW5KAfgj
Retweet of status by @UniqueBitch2016
NoComment
@RandyHemp
Blocked a diarrhea account today. I don't need that shit.
Retweet of status by @timberbojack
NoComment
@RandyHemp
My new album free frankieboyle.com/#
Retweet of status by @frankieboyle
NoComment
@RandyHemp
@ChrisIsJoking I would've dessert-ed the area.
...but wait! There's more!
1.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
