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Busty Rusty
@RaylaRimpson
@RaylaRimpson your fleets are
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Busty Rusty
@RaylaRimpson
Anytime my son speaks in a British accent he has to say the word twat.
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Busty Rusty
@RaylaRimpson
My friend was worried about her child getting into a fancy school and I told her I could help her out Forrest Gumpβs mom style.
Busty Rusty
@RaylaRimpson
I know couples that legit sleep separately. To each his own, but that seems like single life to me. trust me, I know.
Busty Rusty
@RaylaRimpson
My kids come back from holiday with the ex today! Yay! Also, RIP my bank account.
Busty Rusty
@RaylaRimpson
Enjoy 30% off everything, including my 2021 calendar, with code: BFCM at AshAlexiss.com pic.twitter.com/0k70uh54si
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Busty Rusty
@RaylaRimpson
Morning! #Tuesday pic.twitter.com/702nwrTo9Y
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Busty Rusty
@RaylaRimpson
Out of nowhere my boss says heβs not buying Starbucks or handing out gift cards for there because they are anti-Mormon.
Isnβt everyone?
Isnβt everyone?
Busty Rusty
@RaylaRimpson
Too soon? pic.twitter.com/QTGeuoGdm0
Busty Rusty
@RaylaRimpson
When people ask me how I can afford things like video games for my kids, I tell them loudly βsucking dickβ.
Shuts them up.
Shuts them up.
Busty Rusty
@RaylaRimpson
Elle Woods approves this message pic.twitter.com/JaBazVz339
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
