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Sarah Marshall
@Remember_Sarah
@Remember_Sarah Statistically your family is more likely to kill you than strangers, you taught me that So that's comforting.
Retweet of status by @minnesotabruja
09 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Remember_Sarah Statistically your family is more likely to kill you than strangers, you taught me thatβ€ So that's comforting.
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Sarah Marshall
@Remember_Sarah
@Remember_Sarah @danielleiat Wow, she's way tinier in person than I pictured her! Thanks for the background and the perspective!
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16 Mar 19
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Sarah Marshall
@Remember_Sarah
@Remember_Sarah I like the juxtaposition of, "girlish. Boy!"
Retweet of status by @brucie_sanchez
27 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Remember_Sarah I like the juxtaposition of, "girlish. Boy!" π
Sarah Marshall
@Remember_Sarah
This may have been the wrong week to watch BROADCAST NEWS for the first time...
Retweet of status by @judyberman
27 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This may have been the wrong week to watch BROADCAST NEWS for the first time... π
Sarah Marshall
@Remember_Sarah
Mary Christmas, y'all Every day we spend searching for the truth with you is a good day. pic.twitter.com/Uxm395Qnc6
Retweet of status by @yourewrongabout
25 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mary Christmas, y'all βοΈ Every day we spend searching for the truth with you is a good day. https://t.co/Uxm395Qnc6
Sarah Marshall
@Remember_Sarah
@looks_last @Remember_Sarah Alice Roosevelt had a garter snake named Emily Spinach who would attend White House parties in Aliceβs purse.
Retweet of status by @mollybackes
25 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @looks_last @Remember_Sarah Alice Roosevelt had a garter snake named Emily Spinach who would attend White House parties in Aliceβs purse. β€οΈ
Sarah Marshall
@Remember_Sarah
@Remember_Sarah But the killing is, you know, the harmful part
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22 Oct 18
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Sarah Marshall
@Remember_Sarah
I want to remind myself to buy Post-Its but I have no Post-Its on which to write the reminder
18 Oct 18
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Sarah Marshall
@Remember_Sarah
@Remember_Sarah "got ya you little bugger"
Retweet of status by @ABoredAuthor
10 Oct 18
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Sarah Marshall
@Remember_Sarah
The City of my birth contains some of the best people on the planet. twitter.com/SaraJBenincasaβ¦
07 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The City of my birth contains some of the best people on the planet. π https://t.co/JbLYvwCGeZ
Sarah Marshall
@Remember_Sarah
Ladies save the nudes for your husband. Wanna win a good man's heart? Watch and learn pic.twitter.com/DJRA7k5LLk
Retweet of status by @collnsmith
13 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ladies save the nudes for your husband. Wanna win a good man's heart? Watch and learn π https://t.co/DJRA7k5LLk
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ