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Spruce Willis
@SabotagedSmoke
I will still have lunch with you even if I've eaten already
Retweet of status by @Uncoital4lyfe
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Spruce Willis
@SabotagedSmoke
Passed on going to Vegas for the weekend with a few people yesterday, woke up regretting that choice.
So, Gym hustle then airport.
So, Gym hustle then airport.
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Spruce Willis
@SabotagedSmoke
Sane people are like "I probably shouldn't comment" on social media n I'm over here like "your bikini selfie needs the '' emoji combo"
Retweet of status by @dixonshuman
Spruce Willis
@SabotagedSmoke
Sober Friday night
Retweet of status by @patnspankme
Spruce Willis
@SabotagedSmoke
My homie stops by to borrow a torch, sees my shitty mood and says "C'mon, let's go drink & play pool"
Ahh, what are friends for.
Ahh, what are friends for.
Spruce Willis
@SabotagedSmoke
Cleaned under my couch, found a 6 pack of Zima, it's getting lit fam
Spruce Willis
@SabotagedSmoke
Apparently I'm good at making people disappear so I'm gonna do the same.
Retweet of status by @Rolltide_mn
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Spruce Willis
@SabotagedSmoke
Give this guy a follow, and run him a bubble bath.
@Zuli_Zani Do it...
@Zuli_Zani Do it...
Spruce Willis
@SabotagedSmoke
Okay, that's enough interneting for one day, I'm sick of me too, I get it.
Spruce Willis
@SabotagedSmoke
Straight meat head w short-term memory keeps comin to my TL, sees gay, & bounces
Forgets
Comes back, repeats
See ya Wed when you forget
Forgets
Comes back, repeats
See ya Wed when you forget
Retweet of status by @tiReynard
Spruce Willis
@SabotagedSmoke
[The Price is Right Wheel-O-Fate stops on the symbol]
DREW: ooh that's 8 days in the hole
CONTESTANT: what?
[hole opens in the ground]
DREW: ooh that's 8 days in the hole
CONTESTANT: what?
[hole opens in the ground]
Retweet of status by @Chumpstring
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
