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Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
Them people that constantly try and bring you down to make themselves feel better are not my kind of people
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Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
My bird is actually a psycho, only made her officially my bird about 4 hours ago and already she's pecking at me to propose ..
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Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
Two things are guaranteed when @StefanWealthall goes on a night out. 1) he wakes up next to a lad, and 2) his car is abandoned at the Devi
Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
9am and I'm already buzzing for miller and carter tonight
Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
The slightest bit of sunshine and all I can think about is beer gardens and @Notarianniices
Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
Don't get them people who can't stand to see other people be happy or successful. I get a proper buzz out of seeing someone doing well
Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
Fucking crying at someone hacking the brits
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Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
All my mates are with their girlfriends and I'm going to get a Chinese on my own
Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
Is it bad I find it hilarious stefan got a glass thrown at him last night and it broke his nose
Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
Don't get why anyone would feel special that their partner bought them stuff today if the other 364 days, they're treated like shit
Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
These past few months have taught me a lot and instead of putting other people first, it's time to focus on myself
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
