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@SamaEmme
Are you even Ugandan if you don't use an old t-shirt to mop your house?
Retweet of status by @mikemuhima
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Sama And TheLights
@SamaEmme
I booked a professional prostitute for the whole night but then my dick decided to be on sleep mode THE WHOLE NIGHT. 10k gone for nothing.
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@SamaEmme
THAT close for the Bears. The defending champs are alive!
: NBC #PHIvsCHI
pic.twitter.com/ZU6wTYozex
: NBC #PHIvsCHI
pic.twitter.com/ZU6wTYozex
Sama And TheLights
@SamaEmme
Sama And TheLights
@SamaEmme
The only thing funny about this tweet is your English twitter.com/FrostProUg/staβ¦
Retweet of status by @josh_mirondo
Sama And TheLights
@SamaEmme
Sama And TheLights
@SamaEmme
I called MTN Customer Care Service today and they were telling me to speak louder cos my network is very poor. β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @mlota_azola
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@SamaEmme
In today's morning taxi, a guy driving a Vitz tried to overtake & the driver was like "Owaye ssebo, jayo ensanafu mukubo"
Retweet of status by @PyeparFaisal
Sama And TheLights
@SamaEmme
2003: Spencer Rokocoko
2018: Barrett Ioane
Two pieces of iconic skill... who did it better?! pic.twitter.com/njlOtp3YcW
2018: Barrett Ioane
Two pieces of iconic skill... who did it better?! pic.twitter.com/njlOtp3YcW
Retweet of status by @rugbyworldcup
Sama And TheLights
@SamaEmme
I have a friend that downloaded a hail storm audio so that he plays it in the morning to stay in bed
Retweet of status by @jim_trax_japher
Sama And TheLights
@SamaEmme
My chest is paining me, this guy I like turned me down as I asked him out today.
Says he's not that into me! I'β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Says he's not that into me! I'β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @BeulahOnoh
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
