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Samantha
@Samantha_Wynn
My dog looks like Steve Harvey RT if u agree pic.twitter.com/pe8FMNo7km
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Samantha
@Samantha_Wynn
I wish I could drop out and travel the world
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Samantha
@Samantha_Wynn
God never fails
Samantha
@Samantha_Wynn
Forever losing things in between or under my thighs
Samantha
@Samantha_Wynn
You can zoom in on Instagram now
Samantha
@Samantha_Wynn
Let's make guns illegal so nobody can get their hands on them. We should make drugs illegal too so we can't get them... Oh wait.
Retweet of status by @iamuntamedjay
Samantha
@Samantha_Wynn
I'm so exhausted but I can't sleep. I just toss and turn
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Samantha
@Samantha_Wynn
My face is lopsided... One cheek is more swollen than the other
Samantha
@Samantha_Wynn
My ring could come from a gum ball machine & I'd still be thrilled. You should care about their love, honesty and loyalty. Not their wallet
Samantha
@Samantha_Wynn
@holloway_taylor omg I can't
Samantha
@Samantha_Wynn
When you're losing weight but your double chin refuses to go away
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
