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Sammy
@SammyCorcoran
If I just carried this baby for 9 months and he has the balls to come out looking exactly like his dad, Iβm gunna be so livid.
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Sammy
@SammyCorcoran
Sometimes autocorrect comes in clutch and sometimes it makes me want to throw my phone as hard as I can
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Sammy
@SammyCorcoran
Bout to double time some homework
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Sammy
@SammyCorcoran
arachnophobia who? pic.twitter.com/atfsQVBmJo
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Sammy
@SammyCorcoran
Over 100 injured, at least 20 dead. Wow. Just wow
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Sammy
@SammyCorcoran
This is how I feel and he ain't even here yet twitter.com/_angelicajasmiβ¦
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Sammy
@SammyCorcoran
I am so incredibly blessed to have the dad that I do
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Sammy
@SammyCorcoran
She even got her own goggles twitter.com/dog_rates/statβ¦
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Sammy
@SammyCorcoran
iβm so needy
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Sammy
@SammyCorcoran
So over my iPhone 7 not having a headphone jack
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Sammy
@SammyCorcoran
Eating all the time is exhausting, but baby update pic.twitter.com/M5zUdDvmQ7
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
