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Moe
@SassySalazar23
When you have your bf read your text to you and your dad texts you "hola mijita..." and he is like why'd your dad call you mojito??
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Moe
@SassySalazar23
The past two nights my client and I have stayed up two hours past when she normally goes to sleep just talking about life. I love my job!
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Moe
@SassySalazar23
This guy on snapchat just sent me a dick pic so I screenshot it and made him paypal me $50 to delete it I'm sick of y'all
Retweet of status by @coolfrazier
Moe
@SassySalazar23
I laid in a hammock in the sun and read all day and my man brought me breakfast AND lunch to the hammock
Moe
@SassySalazar23
I hope you never get off fridays and you work at a Fridays that's always busy on fridays
Moe
@SassySalazar23
We are not excited for baseball to return. #NationalOppositeDay pic.twitter.com/13XHIEGpa8
Moe
@SassySalazar23
When you realize you work as much if not more than your boss..
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Miranda
@SassySalazar23
@OsbornKylar gorgeous
Miranda
@SassySalazar23
Found this on my brother's phone pure gold pic.twitter.com/VgEiy7RjCo
Miranda
@SassySalazar23
Hey #EMUStudents, finals are next week!
Don't worry, SWYpsi has your back for a great study location & caffeine!
Don't worry, SWYpsi has your back for a great study location & caffeine!
Retweet of status by @SweetwatersYPSI
Mirandaโฎโฏ
@SassySalazar23
If Donald Trump becomes president, you can catch me on the first flight to Australia, to start my platypus farm.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
