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Sondra Dee
@SondraDeeMe
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Sondra Dee
@SondraDeeMe
Tough day for flat earthers
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Sondra Dee
@SondraDeeMe
Me: Goodnight moon!
Moon: *typing typing typing typing*
Moon: K
Moon: *typing typing typing typing*
Moon: K
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Sondra Dee
@SondraDeeMe
@drinksmcgee This is so true. I love it.
Sondra Dee
@SondraDeeMe
'Male feminists'
She is still not going to sleep with you
She is still not going to sleep with you
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Sondra Dee
@SondraDeeMe
Me: Wanna go out for dinner sometime?
Transformer: *turns into a hobo wearing a sandwich board that says, "I have a boyfriend."
Transformer: *turns into a hobo wearing a sandwich board that says, "I have a boyfriend."
Retweet of status by @FuckabillyRex
Sondra Dee
@SondraDeeMe
I tried to trade my Twitter account on the black market and couldn't even get a two-pack of Chiclets
Retweet of status by @girl_a_whirl
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@SondraDeeMe
The stages of reading a subtweet
and realizing it was meant for you -
and realizing it was meant for you -
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Sondra Dee
@SondraDeeMe
Thank you ever so much for all the lovely birthday wishes. I'm on an adventure today. Yay! I'll be back to love on ya! You're terrific!
Sondra Dee
@SondraDeeMe
@SondraDeeMe @dagreb What about weed songs Sondra? Seen any of those??? xxx
twitter.com/urmumsausernamโฆ
twitter.com/urmumsausernamโฆ
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Sondra Dee
@SondraDeeMe
Power to the peaceful
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
