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Steve Jones
@SteveJones
I’m off the bench
@C4F1
@C4F1
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Steve Jones
@SteveJones
Couple of glorious beautiful men in Monaco for you this weekend @C4F1 pic.twitter.com/qTC4cA5e9P
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Steve Jones
@SteveJones
Watching a couple of Friends...if there’s a man less deserving of Rachel, than Ross, on Earth...I really can’t think of one He’s THE WORST.
Steve Jones
@SteveJones
My wife (she’s American) cried 4 years ago...she’s crying again tonight. But it’s the good kind of tears
Bye-bye dickhead
Bye-bye dickhead
Steve Jones
@SteveJones
The guy next to me on the plane is a rude prick...so I exited the film he was watching when he went to the loo...don’t mess with me
Steve Jones
@SteveJones
For those wondering where @therealdcf1 is....he’s locked in my basement...don’t worry for him, he’s got Scalectrix down there @C4F1
Steve Jones
@SteveJones
This mornings delivery guy -
“Don’t worry, I won’t tell people where you live.”
Great. That’s just what you want to hear
“Don’t worry, I won’t tell people where you live.”
Great. That’s just what you want to hear
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Steve Jones
@SteveJones
Today’s taxi driver loves being Russian.
Me - Comfy car
Him - Good Russian car
(It was a Skoda)
Me - Aeroflot te… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Me - Comfy car
Him - Good Russian car
(It was a Skoda)
Me - Aeroflot te… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Steve Jones
@SteveJones
This is my “Why do I never get to drive? I’ve got a bloody licence!” pose pic.twitter.com/2n3xPgcLGe
Steve Jones
@SteveJones
I’m in Germany and this is the sign for the gents loos pic.twitter.com/YFf4kJsufl
Steve Jones
@SteveJones
I wonder if I’m the only person in Britain watching Airwolf instead of the football
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
