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@Stone_XL
One Chromosome strand says to another, "Do these genes make me look fat?"
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@Stone_XL
At my wedding you'll have to get a stamp on your hand ku Church if you want to come ku reception to eat nice food.
Retweet of status by @BaChileya
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Wife: "Doing her makeup straight from bed"
Husband: Are you crazy?
Wife: Shhh I need to unlock my it's not recoβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Husband: Are you crazy?
Wife: Shhh I need to unlock my it's not recoβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
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@Stone_XL
The real army worms are those extra friends a girl brings when you only budgeted for her and yourself
Retweet of status by @5ivestarchicq05
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@Stone_XL
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I been tripping all day!
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@Stone_XL
K85, 000 cash to blow! Who is going to help me do it this weekend? #Tbt pic.twitter.com/HPKxf0DDQU
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@Stone_XL
Some of these women call Men dogs but continue to bone them. FOH!
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The MP who shocked colleagues by saying she is HIV-positive bbc.in/2gJcdtd #WorldAIDSDay
Retweet of status by @BBCAfrica
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@Stone_XL
I can't twitter.com/Stone_XL/statuβ¦
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@Stone_XL
So how do people type "sandwich" only to come pronounce it as "sanguage"
Retweet of status by @lozigal21
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@Stone_XL
Most people on Twitter have their heads too far up their assess. Kwati fyamano!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
