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17 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I wonβt put my hand in my purse while in a store without making it obvious as fuck that Iβm not putting stuff in it. And even then...π
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Mary Slay Blige
@SungaKonji
@SungaKonji My favourite song when people try hit you with this mess is to just say "ndanga ndisipo pamai femerana mugotsi"
19 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @SungaKonji My favourite song when people try hit you with this mess is to just say "ndanga ndisipo pamai femerana mugotsi" π
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Fella Cutie
@SungaKonji
KingTha Day...more info coming soon. Ps itβs a sista thing so letβs do this! #womxnonly #AmandlaWomxnFest pic.twitter.com/BHxW6bPg2H
Retweet of status by @thandiswamazwai
06 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote KingTha Day...more info coming soon. Ps itβs a sista thing so letβs do this! #womxnonly #AmandlaWomxnFestππ³οΈβπ https://t.co/BHxW6bPg2H
Fella Cutie
@SungaKonji
@Velvet_Nic But you're Couscous by another name and good for my heart
27 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Velvet_Nic But you're Couscous by another name and good for my heart ππ
Fella Cutie
@SungaKonji
I'm still laughing at someone taking half a day to download Black Panther only for it to be Coming To America
Retweet of status by @ThabileMpe
19 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm still laughing at someone taking half a day to download Black Panther only for it to be Coming To America π
Fella Cutie
@SungaKonji
New Zimbabwe . pic.twitter.com/XHB8DA8dzY
04 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote New Zimbabwe ππ. https://t.co/XHB8DA8dzY
Fella Cutie
@SungaKonji
Took an Uber to the mall earlier.
The driver: Don't date the men here. They speak 3 languages... Zulu, English and lies.
Uwoah
The driver: Don't date the men here. They speak 3 languages... Zulu, English and lies.
Uwoah
Retweet of status by @SunshineMkhize
01 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Took an Uber to the mall earlier.
The driver: Don't date the men here. They speak 3 languages... Zulu, English and lies.
Uwoah πππππππ
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Beyonke Nyols
@SungaKonji
Someoneβs top 5 books list includes The Alchemist, The Secret, Rich Dad, Poor Dad. Issa literary dumpster fire
Retweet of status by @THISisLULE
21 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Someoneβs top 5 books list includes The Alchemist, The Secret, Rich Dad, Poor Dad. Issa literary dumpster fire ππΎββοΈ
Beyonke Nyols
@SungaKonji
15 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I want to be on Jerry Springer to fight myself for putting myself in unnecessary situations π€
Beyonke Nyols
@SungaKonji
Awume Belo! We can buy better wigs, you guys will still need step stools to get things off the top shelf twitter.com/Belo007/statusβ¦
Retweet of status by @Pali_Dwabz
15 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote πππAwume Belo! We can buy better wigs, you guys will still need step stools to get things off the top shelf https://t.co/qyKDVRoppD
Beyonke Nyols
@SungaKonji
@sherry_shay__ Shiiiiiiiiiiiit. Say no more. Where do I send the Ewallet for verification pic.twitter.com/reMxF4jOyV
29 Dec 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @sherry_shay__ Shiiiiiiiiiiiit. Say no more. Where do I send the Ewallet for verification πππ https://t.co/reMxF4jOyV
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ