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AlomoThoughts
@Sweetzce
Every time a girl I barely even know is hating on me I think to myself "but I don't think I fucked her boyfriend, did I? Nah "
Retweet of status by @SimplyRisque
10 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Every time a girl I barely even know is hating on me I think to myself "but I don't think I fucked her boyfriend, did I? Nah π
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AlomoThoughts
@Sweetzce
@Sweetzce @Nekymufc οΈLmfaoooooo
Retweet of status by @HeartOfGoId_
08 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Sweetzce @Nekymufc οΈLmfaoooooo π
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@Sweetzce
It's all fun and games with this pregnancy FOMO until you raising your kid alone
Retweet of status by @_Queen_Fifi
06 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's all fun and games with this pregnancy FOMO until you raising your kid alone π
AlomoThoughts
@Sweetzce
United could line up like this against assnal and still win em 8 - 2. Is nothing pic.twitter.com/kEo5OSE64c
Retweet of status by @cheche_sa
28 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote United could line up like this against assnal and still win em 8 - 2. Is nothing πππππ https://t.co/kEo5OSE64c
AlomoThoughts
@Sweetzce
23 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When someone tries to cast you on here but you already told ur bae everything πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
AlomoThoughts
@Sweetzce
19 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote From being jst a follower to coincidentally meeting in my branch to being just friends to dating and now im engaged to d best bfrnd everππ
AlomoThoughts
@Sweetzce
Worse nightmare gotta be calling your girl while you're drunk repeatedly at 1am n a guy picks up saying "she's sleeping"
16 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Worse nightmare gotta be calling your girl while you're drunk repeatedly at 1am n a guy picks up saying "she's sleeping" πππππππππππππππππππ
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@Sweetzce
Aftican mothers will beat you up and the next morning be like "you can't say sorry for yesterday?" pic.twitter.com/A76ilbtR3J
Retweet of status by @Miss__Ayomi
09 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Aftican mothers will beat you up and the next morning be like "you can't say sorry for yesterday?" π§π§π§ https://t.co/A76ilbtR3J
AlomoThoughts
@Sweetzce
When you use ojukokoro to pick the biggest meat from the pot, then later realize its all bone οΏ½
Retweet of status by @MajorTWeezle
09 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you use ojukokoro to pick the biggest meat from the pot, then later realize its all bone ππππππππππποΏ½
AlomoThoughts
@Sweetzce
05 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nothing in a relationship should be forced. You should want to be faithful. You should want to see them happy. If not, you should leave.β
Mechanik Nasir
@Sweetzce
24 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If yu cover a pot of soup for too long it will sourππ
ππMoral Lesson: ya pussy will sour if u don't have sex
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ