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@SydHof48
The Wendy's working just told me to have a great Mothers Day? How'd she know I had children?
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@SydHof48
They should make a penis emoji, so people stop using the eggplant one for a penis.. #thoughtoftheday
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@SydHof48
Just made $41 dollars an hour!
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@SydHof48
Millennials in 45 years pic.twitter.com/sZidT6uM4B
Retweet of status by @drinkingsmokin
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@SydHof48
Sydney just told the stripper I was gonna lick his ass... he stopped @SydHof48
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@SydHof48
My mom: "Dont tell me anything sad..I'm really emotional lately. A lady at the store told me Merry Christmas and I started crying"
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@SydHof48
But speaking of cruises, 50 days til Mexico
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@SydHof48
If it comes let it, if it goes let it
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@SydHof48
I love them pic.twitter.com/2dIV9GZHke
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@SydHof48
Cruise is Booked!
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
