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Andrew
@TA_Mouse
I envy people that can go eat and drink however much they want to and never gain a pound.
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Andrew
@TA_Mouse
Can't stand a person who thinks they know everything.
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Andrew
@TA_Mouse
Other people: "I just got engaged!" "I just got a promotion!" "I finally finished college!"
Me: "I just ordered more truck parts!"
Me: "I just ordered more truck parts!"
Andrew
@TA_Mouse
Good news pic.twitter.com/L57qrEtHdX
Retweet of status by @Phattties
Andrew
@TA_Mouse
I don't wish bad upon people, but it's still kinda nice to see somebody get exactly what they deserve.
Andrew
@TA_Mouse
Cannot believe some dumbass backed into my truck. Knew I shoulda just went home instead of going out.. pic.twitter.com/rE7Qed54C7
Andrew
@TA_Mouse
If I had a dollar for every time I've opened my DM's on here bc of this new layout....
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
