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Jesse
@Thatoneguy_Jes
just traded in my car for a big boy car
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Jesse
@Thatoneguy_Jes
Itβs my day. Happy national tequila day
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Jesse
@Thatoneguy_Jes
Brace yourselves: Tomorrow is our first day of fall. pic.twitter.com/lPD87tGvvo
Jesse
@Thatoneguy_Jes
Iβm a nice guy till you take advantage of that, then Iβm just heartless
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Jesse
@Thatoneguy_Jes
switch my wig, make him feel like he cheatin! pic.twitter.com/o5lPTl2nqI
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Jesse
@Thatoneguy_Jes
what does sex even feel like?
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Jesse
@Thatoneguy_Jes
bro iβm soooo over swiping on tinder and bumble just to get no matches lmao iβm keeping my vcard forever at this point
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Jesse
@Thatoneguy_Jes
I swear guys hit on me more than girls
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Jesse
@Thatoneguy_Jes
Just that ugly guy
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Jesse
@Thatoneguy_Jes
Broooo I canβt fall asleep before 4am to save my life
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Jesse
@Thatoneguy_Jes
Somebody please come look at this shit pic.twitter.com/2ccN2GS54v
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
