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Jackman...Forever
@TheAlexP
*interpretive dances thank you to @TheAlexP for the shiny cup.
ff this hilarious guy, his timeline will tickle… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
ff this hilarious guy, his timeline will tickle… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Retweet of status by @thevickster_sa
27 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote *interpretive dances thank you to @TheAlexP for the shiny cup.
☝️ff this hilarious guy, his timeline will tickle… https://t.co/ytj1mKWtB6
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Jackman...Forever
@TheAlexP
Thank you for the trophy @TheAlexP What a lovely surprise!
Retweet of status by @pinupteacher
14 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Thank you for the trophy @TheAlexP 😍 What a lovely surprise!
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Jackman...Forever
@TheAlexP
The original version of yourself is my fave. Thank you to the great @TheAlexP for the cup.
favstar.fm/users/TheAlexP…
favstar.fm/users/TheAlexP…
Retweet of status by @DevilryFun
22 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The original version of yourself is my fave. Thank you to the great @TheAlexP for the cup.
💙
https://t.co/vax8hGvZbm
Jackman...Forever
@TheAlexP
Rx: Noacitol: To alleviate symptoms marriage.
(Either to get rid of one or because you're getting none.)
(Either to get rid of one or because you're getting none.)
Retweet of status by @gengen874
24 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Rx: Noacitol™: To alleviate symptoms marriage.
(Either to get rid of one or because you're getting none.)
Jackman...Forever
@TheAlexP
It's not the size of the heart that matters, it's how much forgiveness it holds is what counts.
Be kind.
Be kind.
Retweet of status by @PwrFulWmn
21 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's not the size of the heart that matters, it's how much forgiveness it holds is what counts.
Be kind.🍃
Jackman...Forever
@TheAlexP
Me: How many 33 oz jars of Nutella will it take to fill up my spa?
Spa Doctor: Wha? Spas are for water only
Me: Theoretically, how much?
Spa Doctor: Wha? Spas are for water only
Me: Theoretically, how much?
Retweet of status by @girl_a_whirl
31 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: How many 33 oz jars of Nutella will it take to fill up my spa?
Spa Doctor®: Wha? Spas are for water only
Me: Theoretically, how much?
Jackman...Forever
@TheAlexP
22 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So far out of my 4 day weekend I've spent 2 of it in bed
Party like a rock star 🤘
Sips more nyquil
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Jackman...Forever
@TheAlexP
You gotta love birds
We give them seeds
They poop on our heads.
We give them seeds
They poop on our heads.
Retweet of status by @lovemydogduck
18 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You gotta love birds❤
We give them seeds
They poop on our heads.
Jackman...Forever
@TheAlexP
07 Mar 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🎵HAV I TOLD U L8LY
THAT I H8 U
HAV I TOLD U
THRS NO CHANCE
ID D8 U
FILL MY❤️ W MADNESS
WASHAWAY MY GLADNESS
EEZ MY TROUBLES
THATS WUT U DONT
Jackman...Forever
@TheAlexP
An adhesive for securing your manbusiness between your legs called Tuct Tape
Retweet of status by @Sickayduh
08 Jul 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote An adhesive for securing your manbusiness between your legs called Tuct Tape™
Jackman...Forever
@TheAlexP
29 May 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote These Trojan® ecstasy condoms suck. I took 2 of them already & don't feel shit. Maybe I should turn on some techno music.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊