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TheAlexP
Jackman...Forever @TheAlexP
*interpretive dances thank you to @TheAlexP for the shiny cup.

ff this hilarious guy, his timeline will tickle… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Retweet of status by @thevickster_sa
27 Aug 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote *interpretive dances thank you to @TheAlexP for the shiny cup. ☝️ff this hilarious guy, his timeline will tickle… https://t.co/ytj1mKWtB6

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TheAlexP
Jackman...Forever @TheAlexP
Thank you for the trophy @TheAlexP What a lovely surprise!
Retweet of status by @pinupteacher
14 Aug 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Thank you for the trophy @TheAlexP 😍 What a lovely surprise!
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TheAlexP
Jackman...Forever @TheAlexP
The original version of yourself is my fave. Thank you to the great @TheAlexP for the cup.


favstar.fm/users/TheAlexP…
Retweet of status by @DevilryFun
22 May 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote The original version of yourself is my fave. Thank you to the great @TheAlexP for the cup. 💙 https://t.co/vax8hGvZbm
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TheAlexP
Jackman...Forever @TheAlexP
Rx: Noacitol: To alleviate symptoms marriage.

(Either to get rid of one or because you're getting none.)
Retweet of status by @gengen874
24 Apr 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Rx: Noacitol™: To alleviate symptoms marriage. (Either to get rid of one or because you're getting none.)
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TheAlexP
Jackman...Forever @TheAlexP
It's not the size of the heart that matters, it's how much forgiveness it holds is what counts.

Be kind.
Retweet of status by @PwrFulWmn
21 Apr 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's not the size of the heart that matters, it's how much forgiveness it holds is what counts. Be kind.🍃
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TheAlexP
Jackman...Forever @TheAlexP
Me: How many 33 oz jars of Nutella will it take to fill up my spa?

Spa Doctor: Wha? Spas are for water only

Me: Theoretically, how much?
Retweet of status by @girl_a_whirl
31 Mar 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: How many 33 oz jars of Nutella will it take to fill up my spa? Spa Doctor®: Wha? Spas are for water only Me: Theoretically, how much?
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TheAlexP
Jackman...Forever @TheAlexP
So far out of my 4 day weekend I've spent 2 of it in bed

Party like a rock star

Sips more nyquil
Retweet of status by @1MeLrO
22 Feb 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote So far out of my 4 day weekend I've spent 2 of it in bed Party like a rock star 🤘 Sips more nyquil
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TheAlexP
Jackman...Forever @TheAlexP
You gotta love birds
We give them seeds
They poop on our heads.
Retweet of status by @lovemydogduck
18 Jul 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote You gotta love birds❤ We give them seeds They poop on our heads.
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TheAlexP
Jackman...Forever @TheAlexP
HAV I TOLD U L8LY
THAT I H8 U
HAV I TOLD U
THRS NO CHANCE
ID D8 U
FILL MY W MADNESS
WASHAWAY MY GLADNESS
EEZ MY TROUBLES
THATS WUT U DONT
Retweet of status by @70Ceeks
07 Mar 15 copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🎵HAV I TOLD U L8LY THAT I H8 U HAV I TOLD U THRS NO CHANCE ID D8 U FILL MY❤️ W MADNESS WASHAWAY MY GLADNESS EEZ MY TROUBLES THATS WUT U DONT
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TheAlexP
Jackman...Forever @TheAlexP
An adhesive for securing your manbusiness between your legs called Tuct Tape
Retweet of status by @Sickayduh
08 Jul 14 copy & paste +upvote -downvote An adhesive for securing your manbusiness between your legs called Tuct Tape™
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TheAlexP
Jackman...Forever @TheAlexP
These Trojan ecstasy condoms suck. I took 2 of them already & don't feel shit. Maybe I should turn on some techno music.
Retweet of status by @Sal0630
29 May 14 copy & paste +upvote -downvote These Trojan® ecstasy condoms suck. I took 2 of them already & don't feel shit. Maybe I should turn on some techno music.

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊
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