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The Asian Pear
@TheAsianPear
@vanessasmoney *offers old phone* ...because my old phone runs so hot that it can be a personal hand warmer.
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The Asian Pear
@TheAsianPear
I just bought a winter jacket that looks like my fall leather jacket. And I have a fall jacket that looks like my winter wool pea jacket.
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The Asian Pear
@TheAsianPear
Um. So... I have a date. Tomorrow.
The Asian Pear
@TheAsianPear
@Liquid_f35 best not to make homemade fries then.
The Asian Pear
@TheAsianPear
Yep... You know it. pic.twitter.com/drpT2vbG0M
Retweet of status by @MelanieMH
The Asian Pear
@TheAsianPear
@wishingbee BFF, G, is only 5'2". Homer is over 6ft. (When he was born, he was 12lb & 24inch long!) So baby is a half-giant (like Hagrid).
The Asian Pear
@TheAsianPear
@StephTheBlogger It's as wonderful as Day After Valentine's Day.
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The Asian Pear
@TheAsianPear
@eemusings @vanessasmoney This is an international truth applicable to all politicians I have found.
The Asian Pear
@TheAsianPear
@vanessasmoney Maybe they're projecting their resentment of their own debt onto you?
The Asian Pear
@TheAsianPear
Two more months til I see it! MT @NatGeo The world's biggest rock - Uluru is taller than a 114-story building pic.twitter.com/A9awKsgvVi
The Asian Pear
@TheAsianPear
Yawn. Just woke up from my 2nd nap of the day. I must be tired from all that sleeping earlier.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
