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mia-aurelia
@TheGoldenOwl_
hey, will someone let me know if it's safe for me to listen to #LEMONADE? #sarcasmfilter
Retweet of status by @MonicaLewinsky
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mia-aurelia
@TheGoldenOwl_
2 unsaved numbers were texting my sister's unaccompanied phone talmbout "I miss you" & "wyd baby". I was over there like mm-hmuh-huhoh my
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m i a
@TheGoldenOwl_
@MASKEDhooligan you're even hurtful in emoji, dang
m i a
@TheGoldenOwl_
@MASKEDhooligan damn
m i a
@TheGoldenOwl_
I don't care if I die of natural causes at 103, if "Renee" by the Lost Boyz doesn't play at my funeral, my vengeful spirit will not rest
m i a
@TheGoldenOwl_
@MASKEDhooligan then let's fuckin go, Alex, damn you finna get handled, you don't even KNOW.
m i a
@TheGoldenOwl_
@MASKEDhooligan well, as long as you know it's about you
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m i a
@TheGoldenOwl_
@MASKEDhooligan that's not my boyfriend, PLEASE
m i a
@TheGoldenOwl_
@MASKEDhooligan haha you should know by now that's my default expression
m i a
@TheGoldenOwl_
She ambushed me on the way to the bathroom, grabbed my arm, & said, "Don't you just love to wake up early and watch him sleep?" OH MY GOD
m i a
@TheGoldenOwl_
I can't drive through Vacaville without stopping at Nation's for a grilled cheese
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
