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Tony Sam / A.W. Sam
@ToeKneeSam
Hey Hollywood, it's time to make a movie about a friendly shark!
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Tony Sam / A.W. Sam
@ToeKneeSam
@DomSkyeRN She just wanted a fucking hat!
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Tony Sam / A.W.
@ToeKneeSam
If hot dogs had arms & legs, I'd probably bite those off first.
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Tony Sam / A.W.
@ToeKneeSam
A fire pit really makes you feel like you don't live paycheck to paycheck.
Tony Sam (A.W.)
@ToeKneeSam
I imagine snowman sex looks something like a warm ice-cream sundae.
Tony Sam
@ToeKneeSam
Whenever I eat in my car, I like to pretend I'm on a stakeout and about to crack this goddamn case wide open!
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Tony Sam
@ToeKneeSam
Help me settle a bet... I owe $31K and they are gonna murder my family if you don't.
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Tony Sam
@ToeKneeSam
Fireworks but instead they are long baritone horse farts.
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Tony Sam
@ToeKneeSam
Almond Joy: We Only Have Four Nuts to Spare.
Tony Sam
@ToeKneeSam
FACT: Birds are airplanes that can have sex! ️
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
