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@TomMcgall
Had the ball today and fans on the other team were shouting "look at him he's got a polo mint on his heed"
Retweet of status by @1Scottydavidson
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Tommy
@TomMcgall
How is it even possible for some burds to fuck er eyebrows up so badly man, must be using a hedge trimmer instead eh tweezers
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Tommy
@TomMcgall
See yees #Ibiza pic.twitter.com/ojBiL2Qa2l
Tommy
@TomMcgall
Started a wee money box 6 months ago, best thing I ever done, glad I stuck to it n never dipped into it...14 quid er
Tommy
@TomMcgall
Cunt fainted on a flight cos he wore 12 layers of clothing to avoid paying for luggage
Tommy
@TomMcgall
Ave had hiccups for atleast 45 minutes man, am giving it another 5 minutes them I'm phoning an ambulance
Tam
@TomMcgall
Finding it hard to get excited about Danny Wilson after seeing ma boy completely tear him a new donut a few year ago @1Scottydavidson
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@TomMcgall
@theonlyjoegee the guy behind me woke up 0.3 secs after the pic was taken, cunt wasnt happy man, had to sit was him for the 5 hour flight
Tommy Shelby
@TomMcgall
fuck off man naw we won't call ye Caitlyn yer names Bruce ya mad bastard twitter.com/caitlyn_jennerβ¦
Tam
@TomMcgall
Mums away to Tunisia 2nyt, house to myself for a week, lookin forward to strolling about the gaff wae Lukaku out not a care in the world
AtTomMcgall
@TomMcgall
@rfcdaveno1 same bro we kept it real till the last minute
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
