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Tom Skidmore
@TomSkidmore7
Not one to plan my future but I can seriously see a toast frenzy coming on here like. I'll start off with 4 slices and take it from there
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Tom Skidmore
@TomSkidmore7
Throwback to the time I was shagging some lass, asked her to play with my balls and she went 'where are they?'
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Tom Skidmore
@TomSkidmore7
Here lads weβre playing the mighty Airdrieonians, letβs get the disco lights oot twitter.com/celticfc/statuβ¦
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Tom Skidmore
@TomSkidmore7
I see it #Newcastle fans. I see it.
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Tom Skidmore
@TomSkidmore7
New Years resolution - stop shagging worldies
Tom Skidmore
@TomSkidmore7
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd hoy my cock straight up your arse
Tom Skidmore
@TomSkidmore7
Unhappy about my weight at the minute so I've took the first step in sorting myself out with a Β£10 pick n mix
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Tom Skidmore
@TomSkidmore7
.@RealCFrampton pulling Nigel Travisβ trackies down today on the New York Underground
It gets better everytime yβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
It gets better everytime yβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Tom Skidmore
@TomSkidmore7
@laurennjenkinsx Wooooo girls night
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Tom Skidmore
@TomSkidmore7
Everyone blaming Man U nobody actually giving Newcastle credit
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Tom Skidmore
@TomSkidmore7
Hate when people take a photo of their meal on a date but can't see the other person. Cut the shit and let me see who you're shagging
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
