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John Matthews
@UNDERCOVER_JM
A lady walked by me earlier and said βno mask?
I said no underwear either!!
That shut her up
I said no underwear either!!
That shut her up
Retweet of status by @debbielouise1
16 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A lady walked by me earlier and said βno mask?
I said no underwear either!!
That shut her up π
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John Matthews
@UNDERCOVER_JM
@lorrainemking @HannahAlOthman Damn. Mr Patty in Harlesden. Back in the day. Patty and a bottle of grape juice.
17 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @lorrainemking @HannahAlOthman Damn. Mr Patty in Harlesden. Back in the day. Patty and a bottle of grape juice. ππ·
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John Matthews
@UNDERCOVER_JM
That's it @ReissNelson9!
@EddieNketiah9
@EddieNketiah9
Retweet of status by @IanWright0
02 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote That's it @ReissNelson9!
π @EddieNketiah9 π
John Matthews
@UNDERCOVER_JM
@Nicki_Chapman @shelleychap @Fortnums Look yummy.
01 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Nicki_Chapman @shelleychap @Fortnums Look yummy. π
John Matthews
@UNDERCOVER_JM
@ThatEricAlper Every problem has a solution so there is no problem.
22 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @ThatEricAlper Every problem has a solution so there is no problem. π
John Matthews
@UNDERCOVER_JM
#COYG remember #TheArsenal Let's do this pic.twitter.com/4uKZp4UOvC
Retweet of status by @touchofpowder
09 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #COYG remember #TheArsenal Let's do this π΄βͺβ½οΈ https://t.co/4uKZp4UOvC
John Matthews
@UNDERCOVER_JM
09 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Can we please make our substitution now Unai? Less than 20 minutes left and we have a certain Nicolas PΓ©pΓ© on the bench... β‘οΈ
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@UNDERCOVER_JM
New handball law! Is this our game now?! pic.twitter.com/SujfOVJ0mb
Retweet of status by @IanWright0
17 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote New handball law! Is this our game now?! π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘ https://t.co/SujfOVJ0mb
John Matthews
@UNDERCOVER_JM
DID SOMEONE ORDER AN EARLY GOAL?!
1-0
#ARSBOU pic.twitter.com/YZFzX1tYU7
1-0
#ARSBOU pic.twitter.com/YZFzX1tYU7
27 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote DID SOMEONE ORDER AN EARLY GOAL?!
π΄ 1-0 π
#ARSBOU https://t.co/YZFzX1tYU7
John Matthews
@UNDERCOVER_JM
@UNDERCOVER_JM Had a lovely voice
29 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @UNDERCOVER_JM Had a lovely voiceπ
John Matthews
@UNDERCOVER_JM
Get well soon, brother @HectorBellerin pic.twitter.com/vYOuzqQxsM
Retweet of status by @SergeGnabry
20 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Get well soon, brother π€πΎπ€πΎ @HectorBellerin https://t.co/vYOuzqQxsM
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ