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UnkoShane808
@UShane808
God, if you can make me skinny one more time, I promise I won’t mess it up this time
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UnkoShane808
@UShane808
Burn all the sage you want …..
I’ll be back
I’ll be back
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UnkoShane808
@UShane808
“Omg you’re so quiet”
Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you
Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you
UnkoShane808
@UShane808
I just need one of you dummies to wise up so we can spend the rest of our lives together. Is that so fkn hard
UnkoShane808
@UShane808
I never had beef with a handsome guy, it’s always you ugly MF’s that got shit to say
UnkoShane808
@UShane808
Just a friendly reminder, sometimes karma skips you and hits your kids.
Just be nice
Just be nice
UnkoShane808
@UShane808
You block a dude on IG and all of a sudden “yyyxzxhhh” start viewing your story
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UnkoShane808
@UShane808
Guys in your DM’s one day saying how good you look and how they wanna link and the next day at the hospital holding their newborn baby
UnkoShane808
@UShane808
Dudes always post “forever single” but don’t post “singe because I cheat” or “single because I hit bitches.”
Post the truth playah
Post the truth playah
UnkoShane808
@UShane808
How you spot a potagee at the chicken fight?
He’s the one holding a duck
He’s the one holding a duck
UnkoShane808
@UShane808
Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then figuring it out
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
