iEmoji Feeds @Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark (Vhalechark)
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Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark
@Vhalechark
Do a barrel roll
Oh no, you made yourself sad
Oh no, you made yourself sad
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Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark
@Vhalechark
Me: Hey sweetie you wanna have sex tonight?
Wife: How about I just treat *you* instead?
*my wife shakes a bag o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Wife: How about I just treat *you* instead?
*my wife shakes a bag o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @howrmyvitals
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Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark
@Vhalechark
My lawyer: your honor, my client pleads guilty to having a huge dick
Me:
My lawyer:
The judge:
Me:
My lawyer:
The judge:
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark
@Vhalechark
From the maker of Seasonal Depression comes Horny Sad the all new mood that combines crippling depression with… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark
@Vhalechark
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Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark
@Vhalechark
bisexual christian sexting prolly like: I like fishes AND loaves
Retweet of status by @puntmedaddy
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark
@Vhalechark
THIS FALL ON CBS: He scuttle, he rebuttal. Crab Lawyer
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Ol’ Evil Whale Shark
@Vhalechark
Sailing…take us away: Give us 3 of your own original tweets about BOATS. Contest ends at 6pm EDT!
Sign up with… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Sign up with… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Ol’ Dirty Whale Shark
@Vhalechark
My 6 told me I was 80% mom and 20% friend.
Parenting is a constant exercise in trying not to fail, and this wee… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Parenting is a constant exercise in trying not to fail, and this wee… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @toomanycommas3
Ol’ Dirty Whale Shark
@Vhalechark
Contest time
Theme: disco inferno
Send us up to 3 tweets by 4pm EDT, RTs for all and @damnfinetweet for the bes… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Theme: disco inferno
Send us up to 3 tweets by 4pm EDT, RTs for all and @damnfinetweet for the bes… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @LazyFunday
Whale Shark
@Vhalechark
(•_•)
<) )╯Do you think
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( (> Your Wu-Tang Sword
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/) )> Can defeat me?
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<) )╯Do you think
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( (> Your Wu-Tang Sword
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Retweet of status by @Mom_Overboard
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fakhright
@fakhright
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