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Vicky
@VickyJozlyn
No teacher caned me in school without working for it.
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Vicky
@VickyJozlyn
imagine going for swimming and people start laughing as if they have never seen a Kitenge boxer
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Vicky
@VickyJozlyn
Itel phones: Allow calender to access your flashlight.
Vicky
@VickyJozlyn
But whose saving tin (kikebe) collected all the 1k coins? They are really scarce these days.
Vicky
@VickyJozlyn
A man can promise you heaven then give you Banda and Kireka
Vicky
@VickyJozlyn
I just don't understand how "kalayomoni" is "collect your money" in nigeria
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Vicky
@VickyJozlyn
Everytime I get on a boda, I give my life back to Jesus
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Vicky
@VickyJozlyn
I bought chicken pie somewhere but I think they only put chicken soup
Vicky
@VickyJozlyn
Guess who woke up to 8 missed calls and 13 messages from their ex
Vicky
@VickyJozlyn
I don't know much about Heaven but men are not going
Vicky
@VickyJozlyn
Another sign of showing off and living an extravagant life in Banda is buying tomatoes
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
