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Vodka n Tots
@Vodkantots
Sorry your boyfriend uses this emoji
Retweet of status by @Jarhead44
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Vodka n Tots
@Vodkantots
A sweet, heart felt finger blast to all Mom's out there.
You all deserve better.
Happy Mother's Day
You all deserve better.
Happy Mother's Day
Retweet of status by @Jarhead44
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VnT
@Vodkantots
Ever notice how most accounts with fake followers and fake RTs are male accounts?
Well, now you will.
Well, now you will.
VnT
@Vodkantots
@SirSturm2 I just threw up in my mouth a little. You into that? And yes, I'm kidding
VnT
@Vodkantots
Such a pussy 'My life is overβ: 21-year-old Charlottesville marcher whines over βoutingβ by anti-fascist group
rawstory.com/2017/08/my-lifβ¦
rawstory.com/2017/08/my-lifβ¦
VnT
@Vodkantots
If you voted for Trump because he's a great business man, oh well. twitter.com/realDonaldTrumβ¦
Retweet of status by @TheDailySchmuck
VnT
@Vodkantots
Sheesh, people need to learn how to relax, @Dawn_M_! Thank you for the cup!
favstar.fm/users/Dawn_M_ pic.twitter.com/tlQwy4Uv4S
favstar.fm/users/Dawn_M_ pic.twitter.com/tlQwy4Uv4S
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VnT
@Vodkantots
[Sex status]
I came home with more condoms than I left with.
I came home with more condoms than I left with.
Retweet of status by @ericonederful
VnT
@Vodkantots
@jackiembouvier People here (and everywhere else) have been so on-edge lately, they're offended by fucking eveβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
VnT
@Vodkantots
@Dis0beyJay Classic Jay
VnT
@Vodkantots
My & my friends with anxiety disorders are starting a band called OCDC. We're naming our first song 'So Odd, We Can Only Even'.
Retweet of status by @CulturedRuffian
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
