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Zach Eichelberger
@ZEichelberger
Every time I think about how I kicked you outta my house at like 6:30 am I die of laughter
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Zach Eichelberger
@ZEichelberger
Drove 65 in 35 zones to get to driving school on time.
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Zach Eichelberger
@ZEichelberger
RT @_Riaaahhh: Sometimes I laugh about things that happened a week ago because it takes me that long to get the joke...
Zach Eichelberger
@ZEichelberger
Happy Fuckin' Easter http://t.co/yhyWzHkTF3
Zach Eichelberger
@ZEichelberger
I get into bed & my sheets smell like paula and makes me miss her more
Zach Eichelberger
@ZEichelberger
Like 29 more days until I am licensed
ZEichelberger
@ZEichelberger
Nobody is tweeting & I'm bored
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ZEichelberger
@ZEichelberger
Why can't I just grow some balls and tell you straight up
ZEichelberger
@ZEichelberger
I still could make this situation so much worse..
ZEichelberger
@ZEichelberger
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ZEichelberger
@ZEichelberger
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
