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OmniZeke
@ZekeDewitt
Shipping a car across Texas is hard to do, why is there so many legal paperwork for this simple task
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OmniZeke
@ZekeDewitt
Saying “Bless you” as someone sneezes isn’t religious associated at this point. RT if you agree
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OmniZeke
@ZekeDewitt
revealing my cosplay!!!
twitch.tv/omnizeke
twitch.tv/omnizeke
OmniZeke
@ZekeDewitt
So the world isn’t ending today? Awe that sucks! Take me out of my adult life!
Zeke DeWitt #TDDWP
@ZekeDewitt
My roommate killed a roach! The bug from yesterday was a HUGE roach
Zeke DeWitt #TDDWP
@ZekeDewitt
When someone waves at you and you wave back only to discover that it wasn’t meant for you
^I hate when that happens!
^I hate when that happens!
Zeke DeWitt #TDDWP
@ZekeDewitt
Why does my parents scream up the staircase when they could just text/call me? And now they be complaining about straining their voice
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Zeke DeWitt #TDDWP
@ZekeDewitt
It’s my birthday!!
Zeke DeWitt #TDDWP
@ZekeDewitt
Awe this shy girl asked for my number in the bus ^_^
Zeke DeWitt #TDDWP
@ZekeDewitt
Can’t wait for Saturday!#FinishtheFight
Zeke DeWitt #TDDWP
@ZekeDewitt
I found a box of condoms in the Walmart’s restroom, who would steal condoms? Well, at least you are all being safe
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
