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John Ralphio
@_JohnOwens
the @LouisTheChild EP is gonna set your world on fire
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John Ralphio
@_JohnOwens
[shipwreck diary]
Day 16: haven't had sex in a week
Day 16: haven't had sex in a week
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John Ralphio
@_JohnOwens
Two weeks from now I'll be at Firefly
Tom Haverford
@_JohnOwens
When my mom tries to talk to me like she knows architecture
john
@_JohnOwens
@DannyBoyy29 go cliff jumping with us...
john
@_JohnOwens
It has taken Goku like 5 episodes to travel the final 20 minutes to get to Namek
john
@_JohnOwens
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john
@_JohnOwens
@DaleKeith92 I'd only have to lose 10 which is nothing for me
john
@_JohnOwens
10 pm and I'm in my basement shadow wrestling
john
@_JohnOwens
My brother took my Skyrim to New York what the heck am I supposed to do all break?
john
@_JohnOwens
I JUST RAN OVER A SQUIRREL I'M A MURDERER
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
