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Midwest Pats Fan π
@_MidwesternSass
@_midwestredneck your 'squared'. I can't say her name
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Midwestern Sass π€
@_MidwesternSass
eye doc told me that I have to start wearing my glasses more often, or the next step is no-line bifocals...
at 22 years old
at 22 years old
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Midwestern Sass π€
@_MidwesternSass
our church leads a community services day every year & I just volunteered to paint fingernails at a nursing home
Midwestern Sass π€
@_MidwesternSass
what mcdonald's closes at 11?! I just wanted some nuggies
Midwestern Sass π€
@_MidwesternSass
Every time I pay a car payment I hear a voice in the back of my head say "did I reallyyyyyyyy need that new car?"
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Midwestern Sass π€
@_MidwesternSass
today is the day I've been waiting on since October of 2013. after way too fucking long, mom's piece of shit boyfriend is moving out
Midwestern Sass π€
@_MidwesternSass
Just in case you needed this as much as I needed this today while watching all of my friends graduate pic.twitter.com/T025TbCGk4
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Midwestern Sass π€
@_MidwesternSass
I may be a shitty friend sometimes, but I'm loyal af. I'll drop everything when you need me, and I hope you trust that of me
Midwestern Sass π€
@_MidwesternSass
when you wake up feeling like you've slept all night, but it's only been 3 hours and it's not even midnight
Midwestern Sass π€
@_MidwesternSass
Beautiful! pic.twitter.com/VDzpRTK9d0
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Midwestern Sass π€
@_MidwesternSass
until now, all of my tattoos have been small quotes, & I never got the full experience of large piece healing. it sucks ass, btw
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
