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lena
@_alenamichelle
my dad goes βdid you take a gummy bear?!β meaning an edible
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lena
@_alenamichelle
nolan somehow really turned into one of my best friends love that guy
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lena
@_alenamichelle
Derek Chauvin has been sentenced to 22 years in prison. SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD DAY TO DRINK
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lena
@_alenamichelle
Whyβd I grow up lovin food so much
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Bobby Joan
@_alenamichelle
#PetuniaFest Update.
Some kid just came up to one of our officers and asked help tying the balloon he found.
..β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Some kid just came up to one of our officers and asked help tying the balloon he found.
..β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Bobby Joan
@_alenamichelle
Hi friends, just a general reminder to be a genuine, honest person today and every day
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Bobby Joan
@_alenamichelle
Im just worried that Iβll never feel as beautiful as I did the day that a man jerked off to me en el metro
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Bobby Joan
@_alenamichelle
when i told erik that @_alenamichelle was taking our maternity photos pic.twitter.com/7sBLrnoFR3
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lena
@_alenamichelle
I finessed my bartender and got an entire drink for free because there was a tiny leak in my cup and told her half of it leaked out
lena
@_alenamichelle
@GnarlyyFarleyy Itβs like, I legit have to sit there and count every time
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
