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cory
@_coryrichardson
might just fuck around and take some vitamins and go to bed at a reasonable time
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cory
@_coryrichardson
if sheโs ur girl then why is she kicking my ass seriously man why is your girlfriend kicking my ass ,,,, what did i even do
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cory
@_coryrichardson
aeropostale graphic tee
aeropostale jeans
aeropostale hoodie
chocolate axe spray
vans
ok ready for my date
aeropostale jeans
aeropostale hoodie
chocolate axe spray
vans
ok ready for my date
cory
@_coryrichardson
cop: is that crack
me: this? right here? is my pretty boy swag
cop: thatโs definitely crack
me: this? right here? is my pretty boy swag
cop: thatโs definitely crack
cory
@_coryrichardson
me: looks like weโre alone ..... what would u do if i um kissed u would u pull away and break my heartโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
cory
@_coryrichardson
god: welcome to heaven
me: yoooo this place is sicko mode
[2 seconds later]
satan: welcome to hell
me: yoooo this place is sicko mode
[2 seconds later]
satan: welcome to hell
cory
@_coryrichardson
doctor: im so sorry but it looks like he has cowboy disease. itโs bad
me: howdy partner
wife: oh my god
me: tโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
me: howdy partner
wife: oh my god
me: tโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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cory
@_coryrichardson
ppl who grind panera employees
time to make this bread
time to make this bread
cory
@_coryrichardson
me: h-
5โ5 white guy: itโs not about the size of the dog in the fight, itโs about the size of the fight in the dog
5โ5 white guy: itโs not about the size of the dog in the fight, itโs about the size of the fight in the dog
cory
@_coryrichardson
damn this blew up while yโall here ๐ธ๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐น๐ต๐ฎ๐ช๐ผ๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐พ๐ ๐๐ ๐พ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ป๐ถ๐ธ๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ ๐ถ ๐ป๐๐ธ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐
cory
@_coryrichardson
thanks for 20k idk how the fuck that happened but iโm not grounded anymore my mom said i can tweet as long as i donโt cuss
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
