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Diesel Power
@_dieselpower_
I'm feeling fine. Can I go home?
"Why did that paramedics jokes make you feel better?"
No all the drugs he gave me did
"Why did that paramedics jokes make you feel better?"
No all the drugs he gave me did
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Diesel Power
@_dieselpower_
I hate to break it to you basic bitches... but everybody has a booty in leggings, squat &get that ass in jeans. Then you can talk
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Diesel Power
@_dieselpower_
Slow down and appreciate the finer things in life like the smell of flowers, a sunset, or a nice pair of boobs
Retweet of status by @The01Wingman
Diesel Power
@_dieselpower_
The @DaveandChuck Medieval BJ Trial has me dying this morning!!
Diesel Power
@_dieselpower_
This guy at the bar just said goodbye to his girlfriend by patting her on the head
Diesel Power
@_dieselpower_
I hate Asian carp so much
Diesel Power
@_dieselpower_
Lost my favorite hot n tot today
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Diesel Power
@_dieselpower_
@bama_nurse oh can you now
Diesel Power
@_dieselpower_
I laughed so hard pic.twitter.com/1hf86Qlegt
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Diesel Power
@_dieselpower_
#workhard pic.twitter.com/J12yqq9eov
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Diesel Power
@_dieselpower_
@StrokinBitch I'd still never do cardio
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
