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snɹɐpoʎ ʞɔıɹʇɐd
@_py
Met with a headhunter today and things almost got heated when I was like "you know what I don't care I'm not wearing a fucking suit."
15 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Met with a headhunter today and things almost got heated when I was like "you know what I don't care I'm not wearing a fucking suit." 🙅♂️
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snɹɐpoʎ ʞɔıɹʇɐd
@_py
iOS 11 *FORCES* option for GPS access “Only While Using the App” even when apps don’t offer it!
Suck it Uber. pic.twitter.com/op1siQ8rZz
Suck it Uber. pic.twitter.com/op1siQ8rZz
13 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🚨 iOS 11 *FORCES* option for GPS access “Only While Using the App” even when apps don’t offer it!
Suck it Uber. https://t.co/op1siQ8rZz
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snɹɐpoʎ ʞɔıɹʇɐd
@_py
Learn to sell things like a Jew!
Available at your local Japanese bookstore, in the year 2017. #japan pic.twitter.com/Lpkwy5rXUC
Available at your local Japanese bookstore, in the year 2017. #japan pic.twitter.com/Lpkwy5rXUC
Retweet of status by @deivudesu
05 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Learn to sell things like a Jew!
Available at your local Japanese bookstore, in the year 2017. #japan 😑 https://t.co/Lpkwy5rXUC
snɹɐpoʎ ʞɔıɹʇɐd
@_py
Looking for souvenirs, but my options are like.... reindeer hides for ¥16000 or lame ballpoint pens pic.twitter.com/mXHdeXvu09
23 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Looking for souvenirs, but my options are like.... reindeer hides for ¥16000 or lame ballpoint pens 😂😂🇳🇴 https://t.co/mXHdeXvu09
snɹɐpoʎ ʞɔıɹʇɐd
@_py
"...but you don’t need AMP for fast-loading web pages (...) the sane solution is to fix your f***ing website" daringfireball.net/linked/2017/05…
20 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🤔 "...but you don’t need AMP for fast-loading web pages (...) the sane solution is to fix your f***ing website" https://t.co/NZNmwg9QKe
snɹɐpoʎ ʞɔıɹʇɐd
@_py
HTTP what? : I drew what HTTP is & how HTTP1.x and HTTP2 are different
(tweetzine, drawsplainer, codedoodles…I do… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
(tweetzine, drawsplainer, codedoodles…I do… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
04 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote HTTP what? : I drew what HTTP is & how HTTP1.x and HTTP2 are different✨
(tweetzine, drawsplainer, codedoodles…I do… https://t.co/Yp7amJQE7D
snɹɐpoʎ ʞɔıɹʇɐd
@_py
Sessions are still happening but it's #beeroclock for me at #devopsdaystokyo. pic.twitter.com/1vI2arZ4aO
25 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sessions are still happening but it's #beeroclock for me at #devopsdaystokyo. 🍺 https://t.co/1vI2arZ4aO
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snɹɐpoʎ ʞɔıɹʇɐd
@_py
DevOpsDays talk checklist:
- Animated gifs
- Slides with mostly source code
- Rainbows
- Animated source code
- Cats
done!
- Animated gifs
- Slides with mostly source code
- Rainbows
- Animated source code
- Cats
done!
19 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote DevOpsDays talk checklist:
- Animated gifs ✔
- Slides with mostly source code ✔
- Rainbows ✔
- Animated source code ✔
- Cats ✔
done!
snɹɐpoʎ ʞɔıɹʇɐd
@_py
Me: Are you lost?
Tourists: Yes we're trying to fin...
Me: Could you be lost somewhere more out of the way you're blocking the path thanks.
Tourists: Yes we're trying to fin...
Me: Could you be lost somewhere more out of the way you're blocking the path thanks.
03 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: Are you lost?
Tourists: Yes we're trying to fin...
Me: Could you be lost somewhere more out of the way you're blocking the path thanks.🚶
snɹɐpoʎ ʞɔıɹʇɐd
@_py
Next time someone asks me how old I am I'll tell them that I own a pair of prescription sunglasses and they'll know.
07 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Next time someone asks me how old I am I'll tell them that I own a pair of prescription sunglasses and they'll know. 🕶
snɹɐpoʎ ʞɔıɹʇɐd
@_py
these people who think fascism is cool never go all the way and commit suicide in a bunker like the real OGs pic.twitter.com/2sIUfy7ypb
Retweet of status by @DDDrewDaniel
02 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🤔 these people who think fascism is cool never go all the way and commit suicide in a bunker like the real OGs https://t.co/2sIUfy7ypb
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊