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Sam
@_samburguesa
Turned my haram boyfriend into my halal husband today pic.twitter.com/mstewf3rDk
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Sam
@_samburguesa
Bro my brain needs to stop creating these romantic scenarios whenever i close my eyes
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Sam
@_samburguesa
Dudes always ask women "Can you cook and Clean?" Mf can you mount a Tv? Replace a sink? Lay some title, fix a leak, Tf
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Sam
@_samburguesa
@jacob_rabadi @Drake love ya drake or jacob idk
Sam
@_samburguesa
Hello! Iβm a small business ownerI sell lashes that will complete your makeup look! I would really appreciate it iβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Sam
@_samburguesa
Once you turn 25 years above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force
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Sam
@_samburguesa
Better late than never right? Say hello to the Palestinian queens pic.twitter.com/9Vy9CDbPLf
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Sam
@_samburguesa
man i fr need friends, staying in on a friday night is so trash
Sam
@_samburguesa
honestly drake and anyone is a hit twitter.com/rapallstars/stβ¦
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Sam
@_samburguesa
my boy said heβd do it!! yβall come thru pls pic.twitter.com/3eudyUZtzM
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
