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It's Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl
I Can't Believe It's Not Putin!๏ธ
Retweet of status by @chimneyspotter
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It's Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl
FOX: let me guard the henhouse
SENATE: will you eat them though
FOX: of course not
SENATE: terrific
SENATE: will you eat them though
FOX: of course not
SENATE: terrific
Retweet of status by @elizabeth_fels
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It's Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl
On a new antidepressant (Food). Feel great but weight gain is a side effect. Doc says I need to add ANOTHER drug (Exercise). Fuck that guy
Retweet of status by @GrowlyGrego
It's Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl
โLOL deathโ
twitter.com/i/moments/7895โฆ
twitter.com/i/moments/7895โฆ
It's Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl
CONGRATULATIONS!
for what?
YOUR TWEET'S BEEN RT-ED & ED SO MUCH U WIN TWITTER!
cool what do I win?
MORE TWITTER LIKE WAAAY MORE TWITTER
for what?
YOUR TWEET'S BEEN RT-ED & ED SO MUCH U WIN TWITTER!
cool what do I win?
MORE TWITTER LIKE WAAAY MORE TWITTER
It's Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl
*texts son at college*
ME: Iโve been learning teen lingo
SON: oh yeah?
ME: your dog died today
SON: *sobs*
ME: did I not do it right
ME: Iโve been learning teen lingo
SON: oh yeah?
ME: your dog died today
SON: *sobs*
ME: did I not do it right
Retweet of status by @BuckyIsotope
It's Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl
Happy #InternationalWomensDay! pic.twitter.com/q9Faa0vT4V
Retweet of status by @goldengateblond
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It's Abby. Yep
@abbycohenwl
More excerpts from the new emoji dictionary:
- I sweat a lot
- egg tennis
- Aardman-esque
- bloody toenail trimmings
- elk lady
- I sweat a lot
- egg tennis
- Aardman-esque
- bloody toenail trimmings
- elk lady
Retweet of status by @rachelle_mandik
It's Abby. Yep
@abbycohenwl
The Joker taunts Batman slowly and painfully by subscribing him to a year's worth of Parents magazine.
Retweet of status by @bornmiserable
It's the Season. Yep
@abbycohenwl
Listening to the Grateful Dead on a smartphone seems wrong. The device playing the Dead should be a harmonica or a bong or a No-Pest Strip
It's Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl
Landlord: Why are you moving from your previous residence?
Me: The local store stopped carrying Fruit Roll-ups
Me: The local store stopped carrying Fruit Roll-ups
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
